Thursday, October 30, 2014

My Lawyer's Bigger Than Yours!

While his ex- was asleep at her switch,
He filed motions designed to unhitch
His affairs from her grasp…
Awful, burbling gasp!
Eyebrows jumped! and she started to twitch!

“I don’t care for ideas that you pitch,
For they’ll all come to naught! Oh, and which
Of your balls will you lose
On this round, dear? You choose…
Or, I'll leave you with nothing to itch!”

1 comment:

  1. LOL! Thanks for joining in on this week's Limerick-Off!