(from 22 Dec 2011 - and still true.)
All those holiday meals - a disaster!
Bubbling drinks mixed with Paris’ plaster.
Architecturally a column,
But structurally a pier,
Just call me “pilaster” at the end of the year!
This Christmas my scale showed a gainer--
My belt hardly works as restrainer.
As hard as it sounds,
To shed a few pounds
Atlantis is up on a trainer.